Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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