u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
