Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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