If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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