I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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