I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Shame - the story of my life.
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