sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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