Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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