I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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