She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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