All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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