if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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