Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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