normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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