i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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