we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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