Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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