And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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