try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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