: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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