She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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