I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Sext me about skeletons
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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