Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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