ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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