i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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