i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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