these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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