The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
