How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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