there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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