OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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