You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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