5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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