we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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