I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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