so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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