Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just sucked dick on a ferry
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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