We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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