just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
