You can't special order awesome
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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