therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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