So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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