The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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