I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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