Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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