Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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