its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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