in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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