I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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