so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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