Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
