Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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