seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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