She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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