But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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