god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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